geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

geezerama

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.

Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022

geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

No geezer

Synonym for "no kizzy" "no cap"

Ayo your mom's leng, no geezer
No geezer, bangable

by Geezernator March 2, 2022

Unknown Geezer

Unknown Geezer also referred to as ''Pizza Guy'' is a commonly used noun in the UK to describe an unknown male who appears at peoples houses at 9pm and does an unknown deed.

Adam watch out for unknown geezer I heard he is lurking tonight
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke

by Benny2Trappy March 6, 2022

Pyramid of Geezer

When four men are having sex with one woman and high-five over her.

At the climax of the orgy, all four men high-fived above her - creating the pyramid of Geezer.

by Rysenberg Blue April 25, 2023

geemer

A cross between "Geek" and "Gomer" (as in "Gomer Pyle", the bumbling army private from the television series of the same name). The term "geemer" was popularized by A.J. "Vakodak" and was also used as a term for the once famous international tennis star, Guiliermo ("Geemer") Vilas.

"Look at that guy with the pocket protector and the highwater pants. God, what a geemer!"

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004