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Gaynus in the Anus

Something that is so gay that it is equivalant to taking it in the butt
Dude working at KFC is Gaynus in the Anus
by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004
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Gays, Grannies and Grandes

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
by jaymac76CMH June 23, 2011
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50 facts about Gays

Who thought this one up? It's not even a word, it's a friggin' sentence. Looks like someone wanted to get their homophobia on. Ok, fine, you want facts? Here you go.

1. Gays are born, not made.
2. Being gay is not a choice - who would choose to be hated and discriminated against?
3. Gays are not automatically pedophiles.
4. Gays don't cause AIDS. AIDS is a virus.
5. You can't get AIDS from talking to or being near a gay person because it's not spread that way.
6. Gays are just as capable of long term relationships as straights, and some of them are even better at it than straights are.
7. Letting gay people have civil marriage will not bring about the end of marriage, FOX already did that with all its marriage reality shows.
8. Gay people often have a wicked sense of humor and wit and if you ever talked to one you'd know that.
9. Gay women were not put on earth for straight men's amusement, that "lesbian" porno situation will never happen to you.
10. Not all gays fit the stereotype. There could be one right next to you right now and you'd never notice. You might be best friends with one or related to one and you'd never notice. Ha ha.

It ain't 50, but then again, you don't have 50 facts either. At least mine are true.
1 in 10, man, 1 in 10, you can't hide in your homophobic world forever, they're part of the world and the sooner you open up and realize that the happier you'll be.
by kucitizen June 5, 2004
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gayassmofo

A large extremely gay manager.
loves crotch gazing, talking about shopping, shopping,trying to trick people into going to lunch with him, talking about the last job he gayed up and Stuart.
Dave: "Where is gayassmofo?"
Mike: "He went to lunch with Stuart then shopping for shoes."
Dave: "Damn thats gay."
travis:"better him than us"
by fuktemploy October 9, 2006
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gauss law

A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.

Gauss's Law can be represented as:

∮E·dA= Q/εo
Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.
by asebak March 4, 2010
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The Three Gays

The three gay guys who love to have hot sexual intercourse with each other, even though two of them are brothers that enjoy the idea of having incest with one another, with another partner.
D3vils_pker1: Oh nick, do you want to come to my house tonight?
Tinypl0x3r: mmm yeah can I bring nath he wants sum action 2!
D3vils_pker1: Mm yeah I want both my warm moist mouth full of uncut cock and my tight ass pounded at the same time.
D3vils_pker2: Omg! that makes me so hard I love this we should be called the three gays!!
by Dat_Fuze September 9, 2010
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Gayism

Gayism is gay, pure and simple. The gayest of gays.
I lead gayism
by bald&proud March 28, 2004
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