Gayrod

1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.
2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.
See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard

Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.

by Bob Vila March 2, 2004

gastro-ingenuity

Unique and unusual combinations of ordinary foods that delight and tantalize the olfactory and taste receptors. The term was coined in San Francisco, California.

Ezra's gastro-ingenuity was demonstrated when he combined bacon and calamari to the delight of his tastebuds and olfactory receptors.

by Nishu aka Didi in the City November 21, 2010

Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective

Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?

by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011

Gastrogasm

The sensation you have when eating large amounts of exceptionally delicious and extremely decadent cuisine. Basically, an orgasm brought on by eating great food.

Man, that risotto is soooo good, I'm having a gastrogasm.

by The St. James Girls April 4, 2011

Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 2, 2010

gastroluminescence

A synonym for acute gastroenteritis. This more specifically describes the condition when it reaches the status of widespread epidemic, as everyone affected lights up with the need to chunder.

Dude, I think I just got gastroluminescence.
From on campus dining, right? We all have it bro.

by izyeekin February 19, 2011

Gastrobating

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.

"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."

by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013