Garfield High School

A pathetic school located in garfield nj where all there is, is a bunch on polacks, ghetto kids (or they think there ghetto, cause garfield isnt) and a small amount of skaters and scenes. The building is spit between a normal side, a shitty side, and gyms. on the shitty side there is not ceiling. its brown foam... The garfield Jocks cannot play football and they think they can. They lose 90% of the time. oh did i mention the principal's gay? Enough said

1. Hey do you want to go to the Garfield High School Football game?, "why bother, there just gonna lose."

2.Yo niggah lets beat up some GHS kids. "why bro?" Cause they think their us!" "Iight word"

by WhoCaresWhoIam? October 5, 2009

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

garfield

V.

1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.

This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.

Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.

"Hey eat this whole pie right now, dude, just Garfield that shit!"

by Naaadz December 28, 2005

grafitti

The way a retard would spell "graffiti".

"Check out that grafitti!"!
"You are a retard. It's graffiti."

by AloneOne October 12, 2008

garfield

1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.

2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about

1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?

2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.

by rastablowtorch September 16, 2005

Garanimalaphobia

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.

She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.

by Vladmun August 21, 2009

garfielf

Ironic and overexaggerated name of cat Garfield, from the video meme "garfielf". Used in a satiric way, to sum up, persons laziness and insulting indifference.

You "garfielf " useless moron

by wasodert October 19, 2017