Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016

Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood

Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?

by Lanie Jandry March 12, 2017

Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.

Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 06, 2019

Guatemalan confetti

n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"

by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021

guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo

Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet

by paulbholt January 31, 2019

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012

Guatemalan stranger

Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.

After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.

by Kurt-33021 November 26, 2015