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Glasgow Celtic

Glasgow Celtic are a very shite football team who came second in the Scottish Premier League this season behind the greatest team in the world, Glasgow Rangers. They're fans are dirty Irish tatty picking timmy little bastards. They're stadium stinks of pig shit hence the name 'The Piggery'. They boo one minute silences for fallen British troops at football matches and don't show any respect for those who died for their own country. They think they are game by saying Fuck the Queen (which by the way is their own queen) makes so much sense doesn't it? They refuse to call themselves British when they actually are...check your passport ya fannies!

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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic
by WeAreTheFuckingPeople June 2, 2010
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University of Glasgow

*A fully comprehensive university located in the city of Glasgow, Scotland
*Glasgow is the 2nd oldest university in Scotland (founded in 1451) and the 4th oldest university in the english speaking world.
*Rated 81st in the world, far ahead of any other scottish university.
*Located in the attractive west end of the city, the main building is in the collegiate gothic style, with two attractive quads.
*Has the unique position of having two separate student unions: the Glasgow University Union and the Queen Margaret Union, although membership in one denies the right of membership in another.
Student 1: Fancy heading to the QMU and seeing The Fratellis?
Student 2: Nah, I'm going to head to the GUU and watch the Parliamentary debates.

Glasgow has the best geology (or earth science, as it happens) department in Scotland!

University of Glasgow alumni invented/discovered/pioneered: television, thermodynamics, modern engineering, steam power, the Scottish Parliament etc...
by geology101 December 14, 2008
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Glasgow Celtic

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.
Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*
by Rolando123 February 11, 2009
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Glasgow Grin

A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.
'Turn that Fall Out Boy crap off before I give you a Glasgow Grin!'
by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009
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Glasgoed

Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed.
Me and Jimmy Seatsniffer went and got well Glasgoed last night, ended up screaming at TVs in Tesco.
by Edenbro May 31, 2011
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Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick
Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!
by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020
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glasgow kiss

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.
g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!
by ciaran February 12, 2004
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