Glasgow Celtic are a very shite football team who came second in the Scottish Premier League this season behind the greatest team in the world, Glasgow Rangers. They're fans are dirty Irish tatty picking timmy little bastards. They're stadium stinks of pig shit hence the name 'The Piggery'. They boo one minute silences for fallen British troops at football matches and don't show any respect for those who died for their own country. They think they are game by saying Fuck the Queen (which by the way is their own queen) makes so much sense doesn't it? They refuse to call themselves British when they actually are...check your passport ya fannies!
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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic
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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic
by WeAreTheFuckingPeople June 2, 2010
Get the Glasgow Celtic mug.*A fully comprehensive university located in the city of Glasgow, Scotland
*Glasgow is the 2nd oldest university in Scotland (founded in 1451) and the 4th oldest university in the english speaking world.
*Rated 81st in the world, far ahead of any other scottish university.
*Located in the attractive west end of the city, the main building is in the collegiate gothic style, with two attractive quads.
*Has the unique position of having two separate student unions: the Glasgow University Union and the Queen Margaret Union, although membership in one denies the right of membership in another.
*Glasgow is the 2nd oldest university in Scotland (founded in 1451) and the 4th oldest university in the english speaking world.
*Rated 81st in the world, far ahead of any other scottish university.
*Located in the attractive west end of the city, the main building is in the collegiate gothic style, with two attractive quads.
*Has the unique position of having two separate student unions: the Glasgow University Union and the Queen Margaret Union, although membership in one denies the right of membership in another.
Student 1: Fancy heading to the QMU and seeing The Fratellis?
Student 2: Nah, I'm going to head to the GUU and watch the Parliamentary debates.
Glasgow has the best geology (or earth science, as it happens) department in Scotland!
University of Glasgow alumni invented/discovered/pioneered: television, thermodynamics, modern engineering, steam power, the Scottish Parliament etc...
Student 2: Nah, I'm going to head to the GUU and watch the Parliamentary debates.
Glasgow has the best geology (or earth science, as it happens) department in Scotland!
University of Glasgow alumni invented/discovered/pioneered: television, thermodynamics, modern engineering, steam power, the Scottish Parliament etc...
by geology101 December 14, 2008
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Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)
Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.
In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.
And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.
Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.
In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.
And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.
by Rolando123 February 11, 2009
Get the Glasgow Celtic mug.A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.
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Get the Glasgow Grin mug.Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed.
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