robbing the grave

When a young person is "on the prowl" for an older person. Opposite from "robbing the cradle".

She was robbing the grave and he was robbing the cradle.

by someonefromearth January 18, 2010

I am a grave

What a person who is capable of keeping many secrets, would call themselves. Because they are where secrets go to die. Implies that you are very trustworthy.

Your deepest darkest secret is safe with me, I am a grave.

by LilYachty99 July 7, 2017

graveled

(v.) - to place rocks in someone's shoe so when the shoe is put on and walked on pain is inflicted upon the wearer.

Note: First used in Scrubs.

Damn J.D., you've just been graveled!

by kavik November 28, 2005

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

I Am A Graveyard

A band formed by Frank Iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance). Shortly after I Am A Graveyard didn't take off, Frank joined MCR.

This band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.

Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*

by SadieZoe May 26, 2008

graveyard sex

What Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton did in episode 1x08 of HBO's True Blood ("The Fourth Man in the Fire"). Total hotness.

"Did you see Bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with Sookie?"

by thellou February 23, 2009

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008