graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

Honors PE graduate

Alumni of the Honors PE course. After they have completed Honors PE, they are likely to continue their training at gyms such as Planet Fitness. It is their life’s goal to go to gym everyday. If seen by the normal eye they may be described as “odd” or “weird”, but to the eyes of the gods, they have the embodiment of Sisyphus. Some alumni train for different reasons. Some train for inter-galactic olympics, some just for fun, and others to stop catastrophic events

“Why is that guy using a bowling ball as a kickball?”

“Dunno, must be an Honors PE graduate”

by clekken November 18, 2022

HIE Graduate

An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.

Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"

Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".

by KSparx June 28, 2024

transitional graduation effect

A phenomenon where graduations from middle school, high school, and college feel particularly significant as they mark the transition into new life phases. In contrast, kindergarten and primary school graduations are perceived as less impactful, akin to how 2 A.M. is seen as just "in the middle of the night", representing a continuation of childhood rather than a major life milestone.

The transitional graduation effect is clear when you see how excited students are for high school and college ceremonies, while kindergarten graduations feel more like just another step in their childhood journey.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

rainbow graduation

When all late graduates from diffrent schools have one big delayed graduation.

Sophia: I failed my senior English class and so I had to go to summer school…
Cole: Hey, I got held back so we’re in the same boat! Your dumbass can join the rainbow graduation party!!

by tsolgirl November 29, 2024

Graduation cheese

When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.

by SCIENCEMAN200 February 23, 2022

Graduation

In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.

I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!

You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021