The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 18, 2013

Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.

Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.

by 2pens1word July 11, 2019

DA GAUNTLET TEST

A GRIFFIN GANG TEAM TEST TRADITION CREATED BY SOME ANONYMOUS GRIFFIN THAT ROBERT MICHAEL GRIFFIN HAD TO PULL THREW AND NOBODY KNEW TILL IT NEVER ENDS AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...🪵🪓

"BIG Milo I FINALLY FINISHED DA GAUNTLET TEST, THAT WAS EASY KID. I ONLY DIED 3 TIMES!!"

by August 01, 2024

drop the gauntlets

To drop the gauntlets means to throw off ones theoretical gloves before a fight.

"hey man don't make me drop the gauntlets on you! ya herd me?!"

by CBodden December 13, 2013

Arby’s gauntlet

The act of eating all Arby’s menu items.

(Ruben included)

Brendan shit himself after completing the Arby’s gauntlet.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 28, 2024

laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.

Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.

by LongDotDong March 25, 2016

Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.

The gauntlets are broken.

by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020