gamer

A person who sends death threats and sexually harasses women because they dared insulted their beloved hobby, the vidya. Made their true nature widely known during the 2014 #gamergate scandal, where they drove several prominent women out of the video game industry for hurting their feelings.

Example 1: At first it was suspected that the bomb in the journalist's house was the work of Al Quida, but when it became clear that the journalist in question covered video games, it was clear that it came from gamers.

Example 2: HOW DARE ANITA SARKEESIAN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HITMAN! I'LL MAKE THE BITCH PAY FOR EVER THINKING SHE COULD DEFAME THE HONOR OF GAMERS.

by BrendantheJedi October 15, 2014

Gamer

A lazy fag who does nothing but sit around and play viedo games all day. This Can be any viedo games, including: X-box, Playstation, wii, game cube, pc games, and hand held games.(psp, game boy, etc...)

Kid 1: What do you want to do?
Kid 2: I dont know.
Kid 3: We could go inside and play viedo games.
Kids 1 & 2: hahaha
Kid 1: Shut up.
Kid 2: yeah, dont be such a gamer!

by The one who made you 2 July 13, 2009

gamer

A chick that appeears to be into getting down and dirty.

The brunette dancing on the table looks like a gamer.

by adam ffohniets July 23, 2008

gamer

Normies use it to denote someone who plays a lot of "console" or "pc" video games.

But a real "gamer" is someone who has gotten a "set" off of the SuperSmash Bros player named "Armada".

person1: I heard Mingee got a set off of Armada when they were at a bar together in Ann Arbor...
person2: Yea Mingee is such a Gamer!
person3: You know it!

by gamer_verifier January 28, 2020

gamer

Someone who when they are with a group of their friends they sneak down into the basement and play Call of Duty 2 for Xbox 360, by themselves. Sometimes this person can eb called a pooner because they share the same qualities as a pooner would have.

Alex is such a gamer, last night at the party i couldn't find him for like an hour and it turned out he was alone, with the lights off, playing Call of Duty 2.

by -taters- July 30, 2006

Gamer

A gamer is a person who gave up on reality so he/she wants to devote their lives in becoming king or queen of the gamer nerds (Online gamers). Console gamers are losers in reality so they enjoy escaping reality by playing as the main character of a story where they are the hero. They believe chicks dig gamers by looking at pictures of expos where women are PAID to model for companies, when in reality, attractive chicks would do everything to avoid people like them.

Frequently, gamers also watch anime and are religious as these two latter things also help them escape reality.

Gamers also rarely read anything and don't actively stand up for real issues in the REAL world and try to improve it for future generations.

Gamers should invest their time and energy into reality and other fruitful endeavors.

Stupid gamers marvel at the salary of pro gamers, but seem to fail to realize that pro games will only make that amount of money as long as that game is popular (most games don't last that long in popularity) and once that game becomes unpopular, the progamer is negative in the real (negative as in negative as in social skills, REAL social networks, knowledge of reality, useful skills in the workplace,etc).

Reality vs fantasy world? Does this have to even be a question?

Gamers are stupid.

by GamersAreLosers January 29, 2010

Gamer

Everyone is a gamer, you are, your mum is, your child is, we are all gamers!

Mother with candy crush on her iPhone: I'm a gamer
Child who plays fortnite: I'm such a gamer
Person capable of breathing: I'm a gamer

by Sergeant autism February 13, 2019