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Future me

Yourself at any point in the future.
"I am going to leave a six pack here for future me ." "I hide stashes of chocolate around my house for future me to find." "I hope future me is smart enough not to do that again!"
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Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
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Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008
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future puking

when your puking so much you start puking things you haven't even eaten yet.
i was so drunk last night that i was in the back yard future puking
by PIG January 3, 2013
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future funny

The act of playing a prank or joke on someone that although not funny now will be funny later
smack your buddy in the nuts... he does not think it's funny now but will laugh at it in the future. FUTURE FUNNY!
by oldgoat April 15, 2014
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future foundation

In Dangan Ronpa 2, a mystery game series, the "Future Foundation" refers to the cult Monokuma has dubbed as "World Ender" to convince the players that they were the reason why the world had been destroyed. Later, it was clarified that what Monokuma meant when he called the group World Ender was that they were trying to end the world that was created by Ultimate Despair. The 6 people who survived in the first Dangan Ronpa game created this group in order to rid the world of despair.
Damn, this was the work of the Future Foundation!
by CreamyCake January 2, 2015
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future pong

regular beer pong except you wear binocular glasses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered...
Joel: Hey Tyler you wanna play some future pong?
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!
by albert338 December 18, 2015
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Future Wife

"Lisa is your future wife"
by sagebrush March 16, 2012
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