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Futurama

The perfect mix of random hilarity, irony, and repeating jokes seen on TV. Unfortunately canceled by FOX, there will be no further seasons AFAIK. Still contains the random moments seen in shows like Robot chicken and Family Guy without becoming purely random, and sill contains irony without over- using it like the Simpsons. It uses about the same, # of repeating jokes as Aqua Team Hunger Force.
The number of jokes in a Futurama episode make it feel like it lasts for an hour... and it still goes to fast.
by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008
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Future Metal

mix of various different sounds, such as:

double base drums, single base drums, shouts, clean vocals, digitally distorted vocals, bass, crunchguitar, synthesizer sounds, noise,.....
Don't look for melodies in Future Metal songs, you normally won't find them
Future Metal fan: Did you check out the new Fear Factory album?
metalhead: ew, computer generated elements
Techno fan: ew, Metal
by theFIST May 13, 2010
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Futuramaed

What happens to a show when it is put in a bad time slot that guarantees it will be preempted by another regularly schedule TV event. The resulting pile of unaired episodes and low ratings then justify its cancellation.

Usually only doable by Fox Broadcasting with its 7-7:30 Sunday slot since the NFL and Nascar are variable length, regularly scheduled events that run in the fall and spring.
Fox just Futuramaed King of the Hill by moving it to the 7pm slot just in time for football season.
by rienholt September 20, 2009
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Blackberry futures

Blackberry futures are the Non-fungible Tokens issued on paper stamped with Winston McKinney foundation in spiritual health notary stamp representing One single gallon of blackberry futures used as payment for the fine of trespass onto The "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" The generalizing public owes the honorable Lord Bud 22 gallons per family equal to one gallon per year for the last 22 years. These fines are not "DEBTS" and cannot be paid with the standard fiat currency, because it is only for the payment of all debts public and private. Bring one gallon of fresh berries and you will be paid $2 this effectively freezing the value of one American dollar at 1/2 gallon of blackberries forever. I issue the NFT paper tokens for $19.99 for those people without access to a place to pick berries. I give the stamped token and your change of one single penny for your twenty and one year of your fines is paid. You may pay the entire twenty-two years of fines at once and save three pennies if you request 22 Blackberry futures NFT tokens I will give you a Quarter in change. What a wonderful plea bargain for denying the existence of Lord Bud's only begotten son Christ Bob.
Christ Bob: I ask forgiveness for all my trespasses as I have forgiven those who have trespassed against me.
Lord Bud: I do not forgive those who have denied your existence son and will collect the trespass fines for the rest of my day's on earth. Blackberry futures will become the Native standard for evaluating the American Dollar in my jurisdiction the "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." I pray in the name of Christ Jesus who hosts my spirit in your heart that this becomes a reality.
by Spiritual-Master January 25, 2022
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Future Gohan

A character of the popular DragonBall Z series. Future Gohan is considered to be one of the most bad ass characters in the series. This is due to him fighting off the Androids 2 vs 1, all in the while protecting Trunks. Even though he knew he'd die, he still fought the Androids with only one arm left as a sacrifice to further develop Trunks. If it wasn't for him, the present time-line would be fucked.

He also makes Present Gohan look like a pussy.
Future Gohan: Didn't have the power, but had the courage. A trait that his present counterpart lacked heavily.
by KAKAROT November 25, 2014
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Future endeavors

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
by NiGHTS October 9, 2005
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futurama

An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.
"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"
by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003
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