Re Arranged my furniture

When a male or female gets fucked so hard , so long and so deep That your entire abdominal area is very sore the next day or TWO

Hey girl you "OK"
Yy e a h....(Groaning and walking very slow with a limp)
My man straight "Re Arranged my furniture last night

by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013

Badcock Home Furniture & More

A furniture retailer whose catchy jingle is "Badcock & More, Makes It Easy"

Badcock Home Furniture & More is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture

Something Carter Pewterschmidt does daily.

I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.

by >_<!!!!! February 28, 2023

furnituring

(adj.) a word of exclamation used when describing furniture

Dude, that couch over there is so furnituring comfortable. I could make out on it all day!

by Farts a lot April 5, 2011

ikea furniture

The devils work. Incredibly difficult to pronounce AND put together. Only couples who want to break up will try to build IKEA furniture together.

Man: "I tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"

by TheBlanket September 22, 2015

Furniture Zombie

When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.

Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.

by TheFurnitureGal April 26, 2011