safety flush

The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.

After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.

by Joe Blob October 7, 2005

flushed

a state of being shyly aroused. typically by quiet and reserved people.

“hey you’ve seen the new kid right, he is so hot”
“yeah he talked to me in science today, i was flushed”

by theflushedgal October 18, 2019

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009

Flush'n'Fill

During the act of unprotected coitus, immediately post ejaculation the male holds his partner is a pseudo-snuggle until the sensation of impending urination strikes. While the penis remains inside the vagina/anus the male relieves himself, allowing his urine stream to flow freely, flushing out any seminal deposit and filling the body cavity with urine.

Note: When the flush'n'fill leads to a aggressive yeast infection, it is called the sourdough croissant.

Don't worry about getting knocked up, I gave you a flush'n'fill, though you might smell like a pickle jar now. Warn me if you develop a sourdough croissant.

by Jedediah Hornswaggle September 22, 2010

Flush Some Democrats

What you do in the morning when you relieve your lower intestines of this dreadful Democrats.

I need to flush some Democrats....I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

by Rev Sharpton October 20, 2020

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.

Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.

by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021

multi-flusher

A trip to the bathroom that is so massive that the toilet can not handle it all in one flush. One must often flush multiple times to deal with all of the toilet paper that comes with a large dump of this nature.

Martin: Dang, you were in the bathroom a long time.

Steve: Yeah, that was a real multi-flusher.

by Habeas_Corpus March 24, 2011