A complete and total moron
by Billy Castillo December 5, 2006
Get the Fucktardmug. 1: Adj. a contraction between "fuck" and "Retard" usually used to describe someone who isn't legally retarded, but might as well be.
2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.
2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.
1: Robert, being a complete Fucktard, decided to see what would happen if he put sugar in his gas tank while on vacation.
2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.
2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.
by Od1n April 29, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug. 
A person who displays an enormously idiotic personality, inevitably resulting in some sort of accident, mistake or mishap that only that person (and others who display this personality trait) could accomplish.
Ok so everyone else finished a their whole list of things to do for this very very important event "Daniel"...did you get the one and only thing we asked from you? No? You stayed home and blazed it all day? what a Fucktard!
by Domino77 February 3, 2010
Get the Fucktardmug. by Ashley RH May 24, 2008
Get the Fucktardmug. by Disha April 1, 2007
Get the Fucktardmug. Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
by Dwight K. Schrute August 4, 2007
Get the Fucktardmug.