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fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.
ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009
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fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.
girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love
by Alison.A December 21, 2019
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fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.
John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."
by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008
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Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.
by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011
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Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.
"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!
by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010
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fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.
I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.
by Cronnick January 27, 2004
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fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up
After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.
by NADROJ January 21, 2004
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