Front Poop

When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.

Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.

by Taylor TESK December 2, 2011

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 29, 2005

Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

by sanfred January 12, 2011

front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

by mhags32 January 3, 2011

Bundt in the front

A description of a person who has a fat belly that looks somewhat like a Bundt cake, where the navel makes the hole in the middle of the cake.

J-Lo may have some junk in her trunk, but my sister has a Bundt in the front.

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I've been doing five hundred crunches a day to try to get washboard abs, but I can't get rid of this Bundt in the front!

by Ba11zooka November 20, 2011

Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.

Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.

by frontdogger October 23, 2013

front-buckled

Adjective - To be incapacitated to an extent of being more than just "buckled", usually due to intoxication from alcohol, possibly in combination with the use of mind altering drugs. Often implying a propensity to lean heavily forward when standing is attempted.

"mate I've been here sinking piss all day; now I'm buckled, front-buckled"

by Veggie-Cooker November 1, 2018