by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

Fried Gold, meaning 'great' or 'perfect' replaced the phrase 'Textbook' in the Spaced DVD commentry and also appeared in Shaun of the Dead. The phrase was invented by Nick Frost, who is also a firm believer that dogs can't look up.
'See that, it's Fried Gold.'
'Look at Aida's expression - it's Fried Gold!'
'How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?'
'Look at Aida's expression - it's Fried Gold!'
'How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?'
by Timmy Boy June 2, 2004

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.
Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!
by Fried Unit August 5, 2018

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.
Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs
Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs
by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.
frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass
jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach
jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach
by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011

by joe mcduffie May 27, 2007

Non-functioning or barely-functioning.
by Muntedfish June 23, 2016
