Friday

Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
by Jkiles12 March 27, 2011
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Friday

A mixture of kush, alcohol, bitches and best bros. If you don't recognize this description, you may need to up your game.
"Dude! Last friday that bong almost killed me! I was so drunk and high I don't even remember that bitch I fucked!"

"Next friday we finna turn up!"
by Purple Blaze November 15, 2013
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Friday

A big black hairy dick. Very masculine and thick. Scientists estimate it at around 15 inches. Moreover it canno. Be placed in a mouth without choking the victim to death. Also, only can fit in an extremely loose vagina.
by Fridayslayer December 01, 2011
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Friday

1. A day in the week where everyone throws up their arms and says "Who gives a shit? I got a strip club to attend!" after the normal work shift is over. This is a weekly ritual on the sixth day of the calendar for a majority of Americans and Europeans. This was formally known as "leisure time," which is forbidden in communist, fascist and third world nations.
2. A movie written by and featuring a famous rapper "back in the day" Ice Cube, for the sake of self-exploitation of their habitual smoking and drinking on a front porch.
3. An infamous song by a spoiled, self-entitled teenager, Rebbecca Black that has been thoroughly rejected by all of the YouTube community and all of the peoples on it. Despite the "down votes" the video has not been removed as there are fans and corporate muscle that do, in fact, bribe and threaten the YouTube staff.
1. Ben, it's Friday. You don't need to be an over achiever.
2. Dude! Like, did you see, uhh Friday? It was the best movie ever.
3. Rebecca Black is not original at all. If there is a song about Friday, the next song is going to be about jeans. Oh wait...
by Dr. Grizzly Daddy May 27, 2011
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It's friday

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head
It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!
by markieg March 26, 2011
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friday

A great feeling. Happy. No more shit for two days.
tomorrow is friday
by rocket queen February 21, 2004
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Fridaying

When you are dying to get out of work/school on Friday and cannot focus on anything work/school related.
I know it's only 10am but I am Fridaying so hard right now.

I have so much work to do but nothing is getting done cause I'm Fridaying .
by AB11726 March 14, 2016
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