*Frazer*
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
After a young boy called Oliver accidentally said “Frazer” too many times near the squat rack, a wild Frazer appeared, clutching a Tupperware of boiled chicken, muttering about creatine, and asking Oliver what was wrong with his face.
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