fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Foote

A group of humans help to a higher standard than the rest of socety. In past generations the Foote's were the ruling classes of at least 100+ countries through out the world. Including but not limited to acient Greece, Rome, Egypt, Atlantis, Atlanta, Atlantic City, and China.

Foote's today are generally regarded as sex god's. Most are super heroes ie; Batman, Superman, The Incedible Hulk, and the Green Lantern.

Foote's usually get the girls they go after, it's just sometime they are shy ya know. It can be hard to ask a chick for your number. No one want's to feel awkward.

Foote's are also known to shine. Not like Edward though, he's just a fag.

Did you see that shiny guy?

Yea, he's a Foote.

(Common Writing prompt)If I were a Foote...

I want to ask that girl out, but i'm a deffinate Foote.

by yomom6687 October 13, 2010

Footex

an excursion train for football fans

I caught the footex to the United game

by savagethegoat September 6, 2016

Fooked

When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.

Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.

by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009