flukewarm

Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.

Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee

Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.

by bookkake August 29, 2016

flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

flakey dale

A slang terminology for inferior (shit) cocaine

No one likes flakey dale cocaine because it's shit

by GANJAHCLAUSE May 28, 2017

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

fluey

used commonly in Pittsburgh PA, meaning someone who flakes alot and isn't trustworthy or is fake.

man tryone is fluey, he snitched on me after we robbed that old man dahntahn.
I'm tired of all these fluey MFers around here, i can't wait to move.
that dude owes me money, he's fluey you'll never see it.

by smitttty April 29, 2020

Fluke

A flunky bitch ass nigga

That nigga a fluke for sure

by Princeton24 May 23, 2021