ass flounder 

gay, homosexual, faggot

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.

ass flounder by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

Pack a Flounder 

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

Pack a Flounder by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

not shark or flounder 

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

not shark or flounder by anonymous May 20, 2022

not shark or flounder 

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either

The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.

not shark or flounder by anonymous May 20, 2022

Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

Alaskan Flounder Basket by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011

pounding your flounder  

The act of masturbation.

"Did you get caught pounding your flounder when your parents came down for the family orgasm"

pounding your flounder by echzthskltiu March 21, 2009

lap flounder 

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

lap flounder by michael hunt December 25, 2002