Florkish

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.

Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...

by spiritual lyrical miracle March 13, 2022

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

Florbo

What someone may be called when their preferred pronouns are unknown to the speaker; replaces he, him, she, her, them

Who is that over there? It looks like florbo is trying to climb that giant oak tree!

by Taxicab Blue July 13, 2020

jocelyn flores

A model, friends with XXXTENTACION, showing no signs of depression but yet tragically committed suicide. XXXTENTACION later used her name as the title of his most popular song from 17.

"You heard about Jocelyn Flores?"

by IAmWaffluz December 18, 2017

florida soldier

A woman’s genitalia

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.

by Quingd123 April 22, 2021

Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.

Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.

by Florida1 December 15, 2011

Flora

They sexiest and most beautiful girl you'll ever see. I have a crush on her, and want her so bad. You will not be able to find a better girlfriend than her. She is also smart and exceptionally kind. Who doesn't want to be friends with her?

Oh man, I wish Flora was my friend.

by LondonPepper33 March 11, 2021