greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

Flatulence

Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.

There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.

by Zackerspaniel September 3, 2021

end of film flatulence

Uncontrollable flatulence near the end of a film

Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.

by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010

flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.

I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

by palomar65 August 29, 2011

fatulent

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.

Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!

by El Mayor May 1, 2006