Fender Snot

The caked on snow and ice that accumulates in the wheel-wells of a car during the winter months (in northern climes).

I have to kick the fender snot off of my car before I go through the car wash.

Better kick the fender snot off of the car here in this parking lot or on the street rather than in my driveway.

by Bigbalooca December 14, 2008

die fledermaus

1.)German for "the bat"

2.)the title of an opera composed Johann Strauss II

3.)Referring to the second definition. When you plan an act of revenge against your friends for what they did to you while you was in a state of drunkenness.

1. Was that a fledermaus that just flew by.

2. Want to go to the production of "Die Fledermaus" tonight?

3. I can't believe they did that to me while I was drunk, soon the fledermaus will be complete.

by Thomas Doolittle November 10, 2008

Dirty Fender

An Act Similar To The Dirty Sanchez Yet Instead Of Using The Penis, One Uses His Own Finger And Either Rubs It Under His Nose GIving Himself A Poo Mustache.

Billy Gave Himself The Dirty Fender.

by R 2 The G May 24, 2007

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

fender scrape

When your wife wrecks your truck and as consolation she lets you wreck her wagina

Fender Scrape: We conceived our first child because of the great fender scrape of 2007.

by Hslammer November 21, 2017

flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021