faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.

Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"

by gbiscuit April 13, 2011

Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

by MikeLaury August 15, 2016

fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009

flee

dressing in style; apperance is proper.

I swear im so flee.

by kysmokey December 24, 2010

flector

1. The area between the balls and stinkhole where doctors rudely put there finger to check for hernia's.
2. The area where most researchers believe the most swass is generated.
3. See taint

Dude, I caught J-Bo looking at his flector with his Mom's vanity mirror

by DeeKay February 26, 2005