Chinese Firestarter

A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.

Don't buy things like appliances from China, they have a tendency to be chinese firestarters.

by username4544 September 14, 2020

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The Firestarter

When a male lays down on his back with his mouth open, and a woman makes a stream of piss and period blood from his mouth to a safe location 20 ft away. Next, the entire area is covered in crude oil by a helicopter and a fire is lit until it reaches the man's mouth an he explodes. He also shoves an entire zucchini down his urethera.

Yo bro, before I die I need The Firestarter!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

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