spartan fingerbang

fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig

i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.

by dirta jack September 25, 2009

Fingerbanged

Inserting one's finger into, 95% of the time...an area where it does not belong.

Bob: Hey man I heard you fingerbanged my girlfriend last night!?

Jack: Nah man, it was your grandmother

by Billy Mays' Receptionist January 29, 2010

fingerfarts

cracking you knuckels.

fingerfarts are cool

by njskrtnghaet April 16, 2009

Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss

It's a saying said when you wish to wish good luck for something.

Man: Babe I really hope it doesn't rain tonight.
Woman: Yeah, me too, my outfit will be ruined.
Man: Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss
Woman: Fingerb-who? What?
Man: Chill it's jus a sayin, for the cool kids.

by Lord Kato of House Stargaryen October 24, 2017

fingerbangdation

The way hellahyphy likes it.

That sounds like its a fingerbangdation of fun.

by Daschu March 17, 2008

carny fingernails

While working a manual labor job, you end up having a copious amount of dirt and foreign particles caked under your finger nails. Making you appear unclean and lecherous. Can also be in conjunction with "carny arms."

While making pizza all day, I ended up having some gross carny fingernails from grabbing cheese and pepperoni with my hands.

Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"

by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010

Fingerlag

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.

is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK

by Solodolo May 9, 2009