The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.

"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."

by ranciddl December 8, 2022

Fitzginnons

Slang for 'a Fitzgibbons'. Rumor has it that a drunkard couldn't pronounce the 'bb' part of the name correctly and the word was coined. Referring to someone as "a Fitzginnons" is meant to insult by assosiation with the original Fitzgibbons, who famously laughed at his students when they left an exam review because he wouldn't give them the answers.

John was a real fitzginnons for not doing the prized athlete's homework for him.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.

Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald

by LebronJames12345 June 18, 2019

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.

Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.

by lexiconartist January 23, 2005

sneaky fitzgerald

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.

i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

fizzgig

fizzgig

Australian slang especially 1920 - 1950. A police informing lowlife criminal with no saving graces. Someone who lives of the earnings of prostitution.

That filthy little fizzgig spends to much time sucking cop schlong for his own good.

by Coitdog October 18, 2005

Fizzgit

a fizzgit is a furry black creature that wanders the bush of the lower mainland of vancouver, bc and never stops wailing. he will choose you to be his care taker by wiggling his butt and shooting into the air straight into your arms! once you look into their dopey you fall in love and take them home. fizzgits are males who love forts and staring at walls. they are magical creatures who are in a world all their own. they see things that no one else can see which would make them seem dim-witted, bizarre and downright disturbing BUT once you let these little fuzzballs into your life, there's no turning back.

"Hey, did you see that? The eyes were glowing but I couldn't see anything else!"
"yeah i saw that! It was black and furry, went right past me! I think it was a Fizzgit!

by i_vogue2 March 14, 2011