a fizzgit is a furry black creature that wanders the bush of the lower mainland of vancouver, bc and never stops wailing. he will choose you to be his care taker by wiggling his butt and shooting into the air straight into your arms! once you look into their dopey you fall in love and take them home. fizzgits are males who love forts and staring at walls. they are magical creatures who are in a world all their own. they see things that no one else can see which would make them seem dim-witted, bizarre and downright disturbing BUT once you let these little fuzzballs into your life, there's no turning back.
"Hey, did you see that? The eyes were glowing but I couldn't see anything else!"
"yeah i saw that! It was black and furry, went right past me! I think it was a Fizzgit!
"yeah i saw that! It was black and furry, went right past me! I think it was a Fizzgit!
by i_vogue2 March 14, 2011
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Get the Fizzgig mug.something that, whilst in thought process, makes perfect sense to the person about to say it, but when spoken is recieved by those listening with a blank stare or possibly questions or comments referencing one's sanity. the correct verb form to use is "spittin' fizzits"
Man, after we smoked that blunt, bob tried to tell us about his fucked up day at work but wound up spittin' fizzits.
by joolie October 29, 2003
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Originated at Dalhousie University
Originated at Dalhousie University
by to7dal September 12, 2011
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Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.
One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.
"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."
Book Of Armaments 23:46
Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.
One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.
"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."
Book Of Armaments 23:46
Levi: I just knocked your class ring into the garbage disposal.
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.
Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.
Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous
by Cabana_girl March 23, 2016
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