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fetal facial

Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.
"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"
by BubBLeB0y August 3, 2006
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fetal

the desired position or 'space' a person withdraws into when life and all its trials gets a little tough - yearning to retun to the womb imagery.

also a term used when noticing the pixie-like facial features that match the effects of fetal-alcohol syndrome -mother drinking when child was in-utero.
Q:"hey you seen justin lately?"
A:"yeah hes been all fetal since his girl left"

or

"who the fuck is that fetal dude on our couch watching my DVD's?"

Def B:

"bro i met your cousin last week, she looked pretty fetal - is there a history of heavy drinking in your family?"
by hartattack April 1, 2006
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Fetal Gayness

One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.
Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.
by Mark Mendez July 12, 2006
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Fetachu

(fee-ta-chew) The Pokemon character that is a fetus. He has the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough he can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

There are in fact more than one Fetachu, and when in herds, they are called Feti.

(all seen here is the work of a boy named Matt, except I made up the umbilical whip)
1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.
by klincubusrunner July 30, 2008
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fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.
Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011
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fetal cow

someone who acts like a baby and is such a cow
Katie is such a fetal cow, looks how she is acting
by that fetal cow July 2, 2019
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Fetal alcohol syndrome

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.
Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.
by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023
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