fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004

fertilquind

a reject pokemon. A person who has no life al they do is watch pokemon and other stuff like that. Known as Ryan aka the fat crusty like person

My friend is such a fertilquind.
I shoved a fertilquind up my ass.

by Superguy March 28, 2003

Fertie

(Noun) . A specific kind of girlfriend. One that is good, helping to care for her man. Ex. " my fertie treats me like a king" or " hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" my fertietreats me like a king"

by Shawners January 20, 2015

ferteen

A word in the native tongue of the hillbilly. Either to name the number or initiate a mating ritual.

Hey James, what's nine add 10. It's FERTEEN

I'm gonna FERTEEN u so hard later

by Jeff Fefferson October 19, 2015

fertile sauce

semen

I gave my fertile sauce to my alfredo babe.

by ItalianBread October 10, 2017

Fertoplantination

The Process Of Transferring A Plant Already Sprouting Being Transferred To The Ground To Fully Grow And Develop.
(Store bought plants in containers being bought and planted)

Fert-O-Plant-In-Ation

"The Fertoplantination Of These Plant's Will Begin Soon"

by TheWordProject December 17, 2020

Fertballs

When you try to fart but end up taking a shit by mistake, with the shit being little deer droppings

“I think I just dropped some fertballs…” said Jacob after shitting when trying to fart.

by Skimbob October 24, 2022