fecal blowback

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010

feck

A polite and socially acceptable profanity used by the Irish.

Feck away off of die
Dirty wee fecker

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

fecker

A nice way of saying fucker mostly used by irish people.
From the word feck made famous by Father Ted

Vishti is a fecker,That fecking fecker is a feckhead

by PaulMcA June 13, 2005

fecker

A term used by the Irish, usually meaning fucker. Made famous by the TV show "Father Ted". According to a news paper, fecker and feck aren't bad words.

"You lucky fecker, ya!"
"You.... you.... FECKER!"

by "Pen Rua" July 28, 2009

FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl

Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.

by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006

Feckin

Irish therm for Fucking

ya wee feckin ejit

by J and Bob February 7, 2003

Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008