Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.

Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...

Fark Off by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

Fark/Farked by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

fark around 

To screw around, mess around, not necessarily in a sexual way.

also see fark

Hey what's up?
Nothin, just farkin' around.

fark around by Noelle March 14, 2003

Fark you 

A word used on choots

Fark you Yaseen and Riyaad, they choots

Fark you by Balachops July 2, 2021

Fark Hark 

Random words said by someone who doesn't know what to say.

AARRRUGH! Fark Hark!

Fark Hark by Jet Wildarm February 5, 2005

Fark over 

To give up or hand over

*boys steals a girls cell phone then runs*
Girl: Get back here! *chases him for a few moments*
Boy: *snicker* NO!
*Girl finally catches up to him and stops him in his tracks*
Girl: Fark over my cell...*hold hand out*
Boy: ...Fine...*hands over the cell*

Fark over by [e-mail] April 16, 2007

Fark’n 

Adjective to great amount of (something); an intense occurrence

That ferryman was off his fark’n tit, eh?

Fark’n by Valadermire the word namer June 1, 2018