Fairfield

A beautiful town located on Long Island Sound in majestic Fairfield County.. a town with a torn identity. At once a place where the well-to-do retirees enjoy their cushy, halycon lives, families raise their children in a nebulous environment of unrealistic expectations, and those in between enjoy the benefits and faults of expectations and comfort - at once. A place where I pity those "in-between" (in age, essentially) lest they have the strength and perspective to understand their relative positions in the competitive economic (national.. and global) environment partly deluded by the town and its denizens in a smokescreen rooted in the Baby-Boomer mania of self-aggrandizement and exclusivity...ultimately, you have to work very hard to achieve advancement in a real sense, contrary to the torpid, feel-good palliatives you are fed herein.

I rely on theory, reenforced by practice,perspective, and overall understanding.. I have lived in various places of competing stature to Fairfield.

by ManiaP December 26, 2008

fairfield county

Richest county in one of the richest states in the richest country in the world. Bridgeport and Norwalk are the only two places in ffld county where you can find hard working people. People from westport, darien, greenwich... are afraid of people from bpt. and nwlk. Im damn proud to be from BPT.

Westport kid : " Oh man ... I saw this kid from bridgport the other day... I almost pooped! Luckily I was right by the club so I stopped off and changed my tennis shorts, can you believe that??.. luckily he knew I was from Westport so he knew I was gay and left me alone... crazy huh?"
Bridgeport kid : " Right now I wish murder was legal."

by Pilot Frenchton May 31, 2005

Fairfield university

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘

Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

by Fairfield stag ❤️ November 6, 2020

Trinity Christian School Fairfax VA

K-12 private school in Fairfax, VA where everyone is unusually short for their age. There is a high chance someone will hate you for no reason within your first week at this school.

Billy: Do you like Trinity Christian School Fairfax VA?
Tod: No. This school is so small and gay.
Billy: Agreed.

by zBlock289 October 20, 2021

fairfield county

According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!

dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more

by get me outta heree May 8, 2005

Fairfield County

The Underage Drinking Capitol of the United States. The heart of it is in New Canaan Connecticut.

Kids from Fairfield County, as freshman in college they can outdrink college seniors.

by yep April 5, 2005

Notre Dame Fairfield

A catholic school in Fairfield, CT but borders Trumbull, Easton, and Bridgeport. Mostly kids are from Bridgeport, the dirty valley, Milford and waste haven. Once in a while you'll see a wealthy kid from Fairfield or Easton. Hanging out at the Trumbull mall or eating at merit canteen seems to be the cool thing to do after school. The boys hockey games are taken very seriously especially when playing again rival Prep. Many of these hockey players try to live the "dream" of maybe one day playing in the NHL but clearly it will never happen. Many kids that graduate from here go on to do nothing or community college which proves nd education is a waste of your parents money. The teachers there either love or hate their job because there getting paid almost nothing. Driving 30 minutes to a party doesnt't seem to phase people. Most of your friends with be in summer school detention for being late or absent too many time. It's basically filled with "good" kids who don't know how to party and find more exciting things to do such as watching Disney movies on Friday nights. It should be called Notre Dame Bridgeport because the schools a shit hole and many people never move on from there "ND high school experience" and will never fully enjoy college because of that. Its nicer than Trinity in Stamford but shittier than Saint Joe's in Trumbull. Football sucks and boys basketball is only a little bit better. If you enjoy shitty parties, teachers who hate there job, ridiculous rules, cocky hockey players, white trash people who think there better than everyone else go right ahead 70% of your fellow class mates will go on to be nothing and do nothing. So if you catch yourself saying "you can't hide that lancer pride" in the stands of ND games, save your self and transfer because they'll be one good party a year and it'll be talked about for following years.

JESSICA: hey after the notre dame fairfield hockey game lets go back to amy's in milford to watch Beauty and the Beast, its one of our favorites!
Liz: Sure, sounds like a blast. I can't believe kyle jake lauren and courtney are going to party after this... there just mad that can't be in our sober gay clique.
Jessica: OMG your so right. And i can't belive stephanie got the same color north phase as me lets not talk to her for a week lets make sure shes not invited to amys.
Liz: sounds legit!

by BirdieBalls August 22, 2008