fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

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Fairable

The outcome or end result was both Fair and favorable.

The decision to give me a raise was fairable.

by Willbe90 April 24, 2015

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Faecafied

The feeling of intense satisfaction and well-being after a particularly good poo.

It may not have flushed properly but boy did it leave me faecafied.

by SenyahKram September 8, 2016

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fapera

fapera means fake opera, this is like musicals based on opera like Phantom Of The Opera

friend: what song are you doing for your solo

Me: I'm doing 'Think of Me' 'Phantom Of The Opera'. It's fapera.

by cutesinger June 20, 2020

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faeriqs

My awesome boyfriend that does anything just to make me safe, Dur if you see this I just wanted to tell you that I love you, and that you deserve the whole entire world.

faeriqs is the current owner of a cafe called Volée.
faeriqs is mine.

by strawtheberry0 July 9, 2021

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