an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
by bastardlybasic July 10, 2023
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
by Chjdkahsbd February 16, 2019
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010
by bad33067 February 05, 2011