Florida

A place where stupid and crazy crimes happen

A Florida man was seen throwing dildos at crocodiles and children last week.

by anonymous March 13, 2019

Florida

Where there is relaxation, warmth, and absolute mayhem.

Anything can happen in florida. dinosaurs, time travel, tornadoes, FFAs, and is a great spot for the meme community.

by Js16307 April 15, 2020

florida

Florida is that typa place where you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you, known for our imfamous “florida man” news headlines we have created a certain perception of florida. From shitty highschools to old men on the verge of disintegrating, you can find nearly everything here except for legalized marajuana however that doesnt keep ANYONE from doing it anyways. Dont get me wrong there are some beautiful things about this place…just not much.

“did you see what jimmy did?”
“yeah he’s acting like he’s from florida

by nolimitz September 10, 2021

Florida

Florida is known for alligators and hot weather. Bugs and Karens live mostly in this state.

Florida is craazzyy

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Florida

Stuffy, hot-as-hell hellhole with all of the culture of a irritated canker sore, run by a combination of incompetent local rednecks and incompetent transplants running from warrants/pending litigation from NY/PA/NJ, sometimes PR. Famous for Florida Man, rigged elections, and Viagra sales.

If it always feels like summer, your kids are competing for valedictorian with the other family that taught theirs how to spell "cat", and you're sure the guy who stole your car for an 8ball is your waiter -- congratulations! You're in Florida!

by Florida Man 69 May 28, 2019

Florida

for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater

That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"

by Hollywood's only White Boy January 6, 2005

Florida

A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.

Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.

by ????? February 8, 2004