Grog Flog

After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.

Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014

Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

He gave her face a penile flogging.

by Countlevula October 1, 2011

flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flogging Molly

The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004