flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007

flicking your flaps

A way women please themselves sexually, referring to the flaps of the vagina

What are you flicking your flaps to, Catrina?

by princesspoopy69 March 14, 2014

flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

by InterSplice June 5, 2015

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016

flakking out

Dirty meridian Hoover den drug

“Look at that dirty meridian flakking out” flakka

by Hooverlover April 23, 2018

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Fracking

Inserting a penis into a butthole of someone with lots of farts inside of them. To help relieve gas.

My girlfriend is really gassy, so we’re going to do some fracking to release that ass gas.

by HamBacon December 21, 2021