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bovine feces

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!
by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014
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Eating the feces of knowledge

A man who takes a dump on stage throw at people and I'm smarter than you because I eat the feces of knowledge
by Kingofdick December 21, 2019
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holy feces

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick
by SkidderBop November 18, 2017
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endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.
John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.
by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011
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Invasive Feces

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Reeces Feces

The act of taking a dump then forming the poop in a way that makes the poop look like a recees peanut butter cup.
"Man, i cant believe i just fed Adrian a reeces feces peanut butter cup."
by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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consolidate your feces

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!
by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009
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