fatchbook

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face

:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar

by lumas kadako netismorf March 26, 2008

factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

ALL FACTS NO PRINTER

What to say when they spittin straight truth.

"If someone really cares about you, they will be happy that your happy"
"All facts no printer"

by LOOOOOLOOLAAAAALAA February 19, 2019

Fatassed

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

Fatcarra

An overweight, sloppy co-worker who usually is sweating profusely. This particular person thinks they are superior to all other employees but is most likely washed up and on a power trip. On occasion, a Fatcarra will even steal leftovers or lunches left unmarked in the fridge.

Upon returning to work on Monday, Linda realized her bag of chips was missing from her desk, only to discover the Fatcarra eating them in is office.

by mattya318 May 20, 2010

Factsination

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.

He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.

by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013