fatcape

Long, usually black, knitwear worn over the shoulder by overweight females in a vain attempt to conceal the size of their thighs and buttocks.

That fatcape is fooling exactly nobody.

by SLRist October 27, 2015

Fatcake

1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.

1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"

by The Six of One July 8, 2010

fat cat

A rich boy.

That little shit's a fat cat.

by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

Fat Cat

n. 1)A cat who doesn't get fed very much, and overeats when they do get fed.
n. 2)A cat who you THINK is big boned, but really is fat.
n. 3)Change fat to phat- A cool cat. Possibly fat. It depends.

1) Sorry Mr. Pussy Wussy, I'm out of food. Maybe I'll feed you next month.
2) Guy One: Aweh, look, I think your cat's big boned. How cute!
Guy Two: Shut up, he's FAT! He's a FAT CAT! He's going in the county fair!
3)a) Guy One: Your cat just knocked over your Christmas tree HAHAHAHA! What a loser.
Guy Two: Naa man, he's phat.
b) Guy One: Your cat is phat, man.
Guy Two: Excuse me?!
Guy One: P-H-A-T
Guy Two: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SPELLING!

by FatCatLover101 December 6, 2009

Fatmate

Nick name of a fat house or flat mate.

I live with my brother and a fatmate

by Jazz Cola February 17, 2009

Fatattitude

Fatattitude is giving attitude when severely hungry and craving food.

Terrance: What is you're fucking problem, why you being such a bitch?

Mike: Dude, you know what my fucking problem is!?!?!?!?!?

Terrance: WHAT!?!?!

Mike: I GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF FUCKING FATATTITUDE!!!!!

by Skippy The God!!! April 30, 2011

THE FAT CAT

A term used to describe someone with a an extremely wide and short dong.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.

"FEED THE CAT!"

somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."

"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"

"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."

"feed the cat"

"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"

by Slippery March 2, 2008