Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
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A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
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L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
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