facial aesthetics

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

by curlydude January 2, 2017

Factorio

A drug that will slowly draw you in and wreak havoc upon your very sanity in an endless quest to automate and perfect your setups. Its mere presence appears to have the power to distort time. Be prepared to lose your soul, mind, and virginity to this game. It will take everything you own and ruin your family and life. But it will be worth it. Because you just hit 1K SPM at 60FPS/UPS

“You still have a chance at quitting Factorio if you get out before green science.” - some reddit guy

by Darkslayer85 December 20, 2017

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Factory Dog

A member of the species 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. They evolved from an ancestral factory where they inbred, and they could not breed with other dogs (peripatetic speciation). Mainly, factory dogs cannot aim or hit what he is trying to.

Person 1: *Can't hit his shots*
Person 2: Oh my god, you are the biggest factory dog ever.

by Doctor McAvoy Jr III February 15, 2022

Click factor

Value rating of a person based on how many mouse clicks or screen taps it takes to find their naked photos on the internet.

*Watching a movie*
Dude: Who's that girl? I'm going to check her click factor.
Dude: 3 clicks and I see her titties.
Other dude: Click factor of 3, not bad but she’s no star.

by The Nightfly August 19, 2020

Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language

Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”

by LargeExtent October 31, 2020

Facebook Myth

Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.

Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"

David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."

Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."

by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012