boob explosion

when a womans breasts are so large and constrained they're almost busting out of her clothes

"omg, look at her chest"

"ikr? boob explosion!"

by blueymcphluey November 6, 2009

mormon exploitation

When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.

Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.

Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.

by novaglen January 21, 2013

Emoji Explosion

When someone sends you a text, using an annoying amount of emojis (3 or more), instead of using their words.

I sent you a long drawn-out text, letting you know exactly how I feel about you, and your response was an emoji explosion?!

by Mellie D. September 30, 2016

anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

Taki Explosion

A large, often times explosive, shit brought on by the over-consumption of Takis tortilla chips.

Matt: Yo where's Kelly?

Sebastian: I think she's in the bathroom. She mentioned something about eating a whole bag of fuego Taki's.

Matt: Aw snap! She's having a Taki Explosion!

by Bangowest July 5, 2017

nuclear explosion shit

This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel

Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again

by Desilets07 April 21, 2008

Seat Explosion

The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.

Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.

by Paskaroni October 26, 2006