long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Goblin mode expert

Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.

Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!

by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

Expertism

An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."

Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."

by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023

Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.

John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'

by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016