Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka-Eric Auvinen is the Finnish perpetrator responsible for the school shooting in 7th of November 2007. The Incident took place in the Jokela School Center.

At approx. 11.40 AM Auvinen started shooting randomly with his small-caliber .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito, killing the school principal, nurse, six students and finally extracted himself from this great applegarden via a bullet in the head.

Finnish newspapers reported that the killer had great respect for the columbine shooters and may have followed their example. Before attaining his killing spree, Auvinen published his "testament" in popular Finnish website, similar to Facebook and MySpace.
The testament is a long-ass rant about how he hates humanity altogether and wishes death for mankind. In here he also reported what he was about to do, a few hours before it happened. The warning went unnoticed though.

In the aftermath of the killings, a UK newspaper The Times reported some nonsense, claiming that the reason for killing is because Finland is dark, cold and socially bad place. This is however untrue. We do live in frozen caves and ride polar bears to supermarkets. The electricity what we use to reload our Nokia cellphones is respectively provided by Thor, the almighty God of Thunder. But what is this internet the Times reporter mentioned? some form of witchery, perhaps?

Man: Heard about the school shooting yet? Pekka-Eric Auvinen did it.

Woman: Yes, terrible tragedy! I have been crying most of the day...

Man: Yes yes, very terrible and all that. So, how about that blowjob?

by Perkeleellinen December 2, 2007

erica

This girl is amazing, she's funny, cute, and very intelligent. (They tend to hate math). Erica is an artist, fashionista, and sporty gal who is very shy. Erica's tend to fangirl on TV shows, they like drama shows, cooking shows, and sports shows.
Erica's are generally quite sassy. The queens that walk the earth. Pretty badass.

Wow, is that Erica? She sure looks like a badass!

by Empress Erica August 7, 2017

Erica

The best friend you could ever have. She is nice, genourous, and beautiful. She will put up with all your crap for a very long time. Don't ever lose an Erica friend because if you do you will regret it forever.

I <3 my BFF Erica!!

by bbygurrlswag May 1, 2011

Erica

The only one who can truly understand you and can empathize with you. She is the most kind and compassionate person you will ever meet. She is always worrying how everyone else will feel. She places everyone else first and is absolutely not egotistical at all. When you are in her presence, you cannot help but feel attracted towards her. She possesses an aura that makes everything you do with her fun. She will love you until the end of time. She is the most unique person you will ever meet and also one of the most intricate. No matter how much you learn about her complexities, there is so much more to discover and this entices you more to try and comprehend the enigma that is Erica.

I wish I could be with Erica for every second of my entire life. She is like no other.

by Teddyfinnish March 29, 2009

Erick

Erick is an amazing person he’s funny goofy and always trying to fight someone. Erick is also kinda soft like a Teddy Bear even tho he hides it he is and It’s adorable. Erick is someone that you would want in you life and not want to lose them because they are one of the best people to have in your life

Erick is so cool

by The Silver Lining January 21, 2020

erica chen

A crazy bitch u don’t want to miss out on. She’s so hot but chooses to conceal her hotness by dressing like a good girl. Her voice higher and higher when talking to a debate judge....ShEs the best human ever. Dont mess with a rica cheN, she’ll def steal ur man🧝🏻 ♀️. Usually a good debater until she meets gods. We say PaiK’ 19 is an unreliable source.

Erica cheN in the houseeeee!!!! Bout to get liT

by Xxxxxoxo June 27, 2020