Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 21, 2011

erectococktis

to have a boner

dude that girl totaly gave me erectococktis

by a chill dude November 3, 2011

erectcraft

being so excited to play the internet/xbox 360 arcade game MINECRAFT, one gets an erection.

Person: "I have such an erectcraft right now, that I must go home and play MINECRAFT."

by bobby cobby June 30, 2012

Erectosaurus

A dinosaur from the Jurassic period which maintains a erection for the duration of its adult life.

We were digging in the back yard and found a erectosaurus fossil.

I'm about to go erectosaurus on this bitch!

That mandingo aint got nothing on my erectosaurus

by Starlordtaco August 7, 2017

Erecto Pungo

A type of porn that involves two erect Chinese penguins stroking each others foreheads

Dan: Have you ever heard of. Erecto Pungo?
Keith: Yeah, why? Do you watch it?
Daniel: I do
Keith: Then fucking kill yourself weirdo, I'm telling everyone
Daniel: DAMN

by Dann_r_ June 3, 2018

Erectropop

The best pop subgenre for keeping everyone excited with its arousing beats and orgasmic vocals.
You can play it at orgies with shirtless dudes and chicks and bang with them to the beats.
You can have the best time of your life playing erectropop music.

Ben: I’m bored.
Gregory: Well maybe you should listen to some music.
Ben: Yes, I’m gonna listen to erectropop, it’s fun.

by gregben September 9, 2021

Erectoboner

When you have an erection and a boner at the same time

Babbleboy just had an erectoboner while having sex with Babblegirl

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023